'Twas fapping, and the horny toves
Did gyre and thimble in the wabe;
All Drunk were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgay.
"Beware the Dinorauria, my son!
The jaws that Omnomnom, the claws that Fap!
Beware the Meta Kniggit, and shun
The frumious Animefan!"
He took his vorpal banhammer in hand:
Long time the manximeem foe he sought—
So rested he by the starburst tree,
And stood awhile in sexual thought.
And as in gruffish thought he stood,
The Dinorauria, with eyes of shit,
Came whiffling through the Creepypasta chat,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! Sixty, Nine! and through and through
The vorpal hammer went Bitchy-bnack!
He left it dead, and with its bed
He went fapping back.
"And hast thou slain the Dinorauria?
Bless you, my child!
O fapjous day! Callooh! Casisgay!"
He keked in his orgy.
'Twas fapping, and the horny toves
Did gyre and thimble in the wabe;
All Drunk were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgay.